I’m not asking for a hug. I just wanna get that look of newfound respect. Like…

“Excuse me, I’m so sorry. I never do this with celebrities but are you by any chance the foxy mom on the new Horizon Reality add?”

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We were, as they say, having sex. 

I’m just spitballing here but, what if I was all:
“Knock knock” and they were like
“Who’s there?” and I was all
“Someone who doesn’t want to see their parents doing it, that’s why we knocked.”